My October Taurus horoscope from the generally hilarious French-translation horoscope app my friends and I read at the end of the day if we need to laugh:
"We can say that this year will be full of ups and downs for you! You are feelings down and stressed again, expect an upset stomach as a result. You will feel like doing nothing but sleep, and to top it all off there will be conflicts in your love life! Good luck!"
Oh hey! I’m a Taurus t- oh.